Smart Salesman
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again - ..
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Little Johnny gets sent home early
Little Johnny got sent home one day from school for being bad. Upon getting home he called out for his folks but got no reply.
He heard banging and moaning coming from upstairs and went up and opened his parent¡¯s bedroom door. Johnny was shocked to see his dad giving it to his mom - her knees were by her ears, she was taking it like a porn starlet - screaming all manner of things.
The folks noticed Johnny and froze. He let out a gasp and ran off. Stunned, his parents realized that this could be traumatic on their son and decided the dad should explain sex is something parents do when in love.
The dad looked all over the house and couldn¡¯t find Johnny anywhere - then he heard banging and moaning coming from Grandma¡¯s room. He opened the door only to find little Johnny railing Grandma ? just banging her senseless, pumping away with her legs in the air. The dad yelled, ¡°What the f*ck are you doing?¡± to which Johnny replied ¡°It¡¯s not so much fun when it¡¯s your mom eh?¡±
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Johnny at the Playground
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go
into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane
in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself
as he ran home an..
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Granny and her grandchild
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that.
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.
You gotta let your rosebuds show!&..
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Stripper vs Waitress
Q: What is the difference between a waitress who works in a strip club and a stripper?
A: Two weeks.
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