Funny cadillac joke
A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil station and pulls over to the high octane pump.
¡°What can I do for ..
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Caught Sleeping Excuses
Some of these are great excuses!
10) ¡®¡¯They told me at the blood bank this might happen.'¡¯
9) ¡®¡¯This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.'¡¯
8) ¡®¡¯Whew! Guess I left the..
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Penguin and The Mechanic
Once there was a penguin whose car broke down. He took it in to get it serviced, and while it was being worked on, he went shopping.
He returned later that day to see what had happened to his car, and the mechanic told him, ¡°It looks like you¡¯ve blown a seal.¡±
The pe..
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Really Dumb
A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there.
They didn¡¯t want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him, ¡°The men with really big dicks and the girls with really, really big boobs were both really, r..
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Doctor's Appointment
One night, as a couple lies down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says, ¡°I¡¯m sorry, honey, I¡¯ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.¡±
The husband, rejected, tur..
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