frat brothers wish
Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and a genie pops out.
The genie notices the poor condition of the brothers and grants them one wish between..
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job prayer
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass..
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2 men shop for Wive's birthday!
2 men shop for wive¡¯s birthday!
There are two men, Harold and Troy, sitting in the coffee shop one evening. Troy says ¡°It¡¯s my wife¡¯s birthday today. I bought her a new car and a diamond ring.¡± Harold replies, ¡°why¡¯d you buy her both?¡±
Troy said, ¡°¡¯cause if she doesn..
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Who are Einstein and Picasso?
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter says, "You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths some people will go to, to sneak in. Can you prove who you really are?" Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"
S..
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Nudist Hair Style
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half.
Later he receives anothe..
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