Stock Market Fluctuation
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small investors. A guy went to his financial adviser at the bank and ask if he were worried.
He replied that he slept like a baby.
He was amazed and asked, "Really? Even wi..
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The Absolute Smartest Dog
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please."
Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ..
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Laundry Lady and Her Husband!
A woman was trying to do her laundry one day, when her washing machine suddenly broke down. Distraught, she called her husband at the office and said, ¡°Honey, can you please come home and fix the washing machine? It doesn¡¯t work.¡± The angry husband replied, ¡°What do I look like? The freakin? May..
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Don't cheat on a blonde
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
The husba..
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10 Tasty Quotes
Many thanks to Johnnie for sending me this list of quotes
1. Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
2. You don¡¯t know a women till you¡¯ve met her in court.
3. My understanding of women goes only as far as the plea..
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